Saturday, October 12, 2013
Desert Blue (1998)
Starring Kate Hudson, Christina Ricci, Casey Affleck, Ethan Suplee, and Brendan Sexton III.
Desert Blue is about a girl and her dad who get stuck in a small desert town when someone dies after a soda truck holding a secret ingredient tips over on the highway.
I thought it was nice. Weird, if anything else. Kate Hudson plays the same person she always plays. Christina Ricci played a rebel who liked to blow things up. It was something I'd see again, definitely.
I'd recommend Desert Blue to people who like indie flicks. I'd give it a 5.
Desert Blue currently holds a 37% critic rating and a 45% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Desert Blue trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3HNzMiNpbY
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126261/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/desert_blue/
Thursday, October 10, 2013
200 Cigarettes (1999)
Ensemble cast featuring Christina Ricci, Ben Affleck, Casey Affleck, Courtney Love, Paul Rudd, and Kate Hudson.
200 Cigarettes is about a group of people in New York City on New Years Eve, in 1981, who all separately arrive at a party, and their journey to get there.
The film was lame. I couldn't even finish it. Perhaps it would fare better at a later date. Ricci's accent was deplorable.
I would recommend this to my youngest sister. Because she, too, is lame. 2/10.
200 Cigarettes currently holds a 29% critic rating and a 53% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
200 Cigarettes trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwEqiNwBHFA
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137338/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/200_cigarettes/
The Man Who Cried (2000)
Starring Christina Ricci, Cate Blanchett, Johnny Depp, and John Turturro.
The Man Who Cried is set in the 1940's, about a Russian Jew (Ricci) who is separated from her father, an opera singer, when he goes to America. She is taken to England after her village is invaded, where she is given a new name, Suzie, and a foster family. She is taught to speak English and she grows up to be a singer in Paris. This is where she makes friends with Blanchett's character, an 'older' Russian woman, a very rich man (Turturro) that her character will chase, and a Romani man (Depp) whom Suzie will fall in love with. Turturro's character discovers that Suzie is a Jew and rats her out to the Nazi's. She flees to America, where she discovers her father assumed his entire family had been killed, change his name, quit singing, moved West, and became a studio head, with a brand new family, and he is currently unwell. The last scene shows Suzie singing him a song he sang to her as a child, in Russian, in tears.
The film was okay. Christina Ricci looked beautiful, which was perhaps my favorite part. I missed a large portion of the middle, but I understood the gist of it. I may be inclined to watch it again.
I would recommend it, perhaps, to my mother and oldest sister and I would rate it a 4.
The Man Who Cried currently holds a 35% critic rating and a 59% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
The Man Who Cried trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVU9eE-PnBE
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206917/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/man_who_cried/
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Prozac Nation (2001)
Starring Christina Ricci, Michelle Williams, Jason Biggs, and Jessica Lange.
Prozac Nation is about a Harvard freshman named 'Lizzie' (Ricci) dealing with depression.
The film bothered me. Not because of poor acting or way the story is told, because those are both nice things. But because of the way Lizzie deals with things. She's clingy, she's a little crazy, she's detached from reality. I suppose dealing with my own depression caused me to look at the way she dealt with hers and say "that's not right." She throws temper tantrums, she's whiny, she won't leave her boyfriend alone. Depression, to my belief, is ignoring people and forcing them to come to you. Perhaps it's different for everybody, but in my mind, she wasn't crying for help; she was just crying for attention, and it was horrible to watch.
I would recommend this movie to the type of people who drink wine, probably, I'm not sure. I'd rate it a 3.
Prozac Nation currently holds a 29% critic rating and a 58% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Prozac Nation trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QWM_Kni6l0
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0236640/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/prozac-nation/
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Pumpkin (2002)
Starring Christina Ricci and Hank Harris.
Pumpkin is about a sorority girl (Ricci) falling in love with a challenged teenager (Harris) whom she is working with for a charity her sorority signed up for.
The whole film mocks itself. Everything is a joke in and of itself. Pumpkin is a dark comedy that points out the flaws in other films like this, including a car crash/explosion that someone survived, with no burns at all, to become a paraplegic and be more "caring." Ricci sleeps with the boy, and his mother calls her a pedophile and a rapist, pointing out the fact that it's somehow acceptable in the realm of film for an older woman to sleep with an underage boy but not vice versa. That would be 'creepy' and 'over stepping boundaries.' One of her sorority sisters is abrasive the whole first half of the film. Frizzy, hunched shoulders, pushy, awkwardly rude. At some point in the film, she gets a makeover, after which she confesses to have been given some pills to relax her, and she becomes subtle and girly and agreeable like the rest.
Pumpkin was amusing, if not a little weird. I like it well enough. I'd recommend it to one of my sisters and I'd rate it a 4 or 5.
Pumpkin currently holds a 38% critic rating and a 54% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Pumpkin trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhzaFRYO2w
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265591/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/pumpkin/
Monday, October 7, 2013
Anything Else (2003)
Starring Jason Biggs, Christina Ricci, and Woody Allen.
Anything Else is about a struggling actor (Biggs), his cheating, selfish girlfriend (Ricci), and his mentor (Allen).
This film dragged. Ricci plays a selfish girl who is cheating on Biggs' character, and it's painful to watch. Not because of bad acting, but because it's so hard to watch Biggs play yet another idiot pushover. I think Allen, as is mentor, is the older version of Biggs' character. His life stories coincide strangely (maybe it's just me) with the story Biggs tells. He also appears to be his 'conscience.' Allen stammers through all of his lines and after his first few dialogues, I was over it. Danny DeVito plays Biggs' unhelpful, yet well-intentioned, agent. Ricci cheats the whole time with different men, as far as I can tell. Then she leaves him for a doctor who she was shown getting an emergency check up on earlier in the film. I was bored.
I would recommend this to my mother, again. She stated she does, in fact, like Woody Allen films. 3/10.
Anything Else currently holds a 40% critic rating and a 43% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Anything Else trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMJnRli1TaU
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313792/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/anything_else/
Saturday, October 5, 2013
Cursed (2005)
Starring Christina Ricci and Jesse Eisenberg.
Cursed is, I think, a horror movie about a brother and sister (Eisenberg and Ricci), the boys crush, her closeted-gay jerk boyfriend, his sister's boyfriend, and the girls he dates. The sisters boyfriend is a werewolf who turned another girl into a werewolf who kills the girls he dates for revenge. The brother and sister are turned into werewolves by the boyfriend, the brothers dog is also turned. The only way to cure themselves is to kill the werewolf that changed them. They kill the vengeful female werewolf, then kill the boyfriend werewolf, with the help of the closeted-gay jerk boy, who admits to having feelings for the brother. At the end, the brother wins over his crush.
The film received mostly negative reviews and was called the worst werewolf movie to date. Poor special effects and a predictable plot 'ruined' the film in the eyes of critics and viewers. As a 2005 monster film in competition with other (gory) 2005 horror films, the mainstream and the special effect geeks would be unimpressed. As a girl who likes campy late 80's/90's/early 2000's spooky films, this movie was spot on. As a horror film, yeah it was a flop. As a film reminiscent of the aforementioned films, it was pure genius. Every film is the same. Same special effects, same blood and guts. People want things that shock them, that they think open doors to new levels of extreme. The 1996 cult film 'Scream' which satirized horror films while being a horror film in and of itself, if it had been released in 2005 or today, in 2013, would have bombed. It would have been a dud. If Cursed had been released 10 years earlier, it would have been a prize winner. Wasn't that Christina Ricci's prime, anyway? Horror movies are lame now, nothing is scary. It's just a shock factor. What's grosser, watching a human beings muscles being pulled out of their arm, or slicing their arms open to fill vats with blood? Who cares. Give me back films like I Know What You Did Last Summer and the first Final Destination. Something frightening that doesn't make me want to vomit. The horror genre thinks it's upping the ante by upping the gore, they're wrong. The mainstream viewer is a robot that likes what they're told to like by people they pretend are important. This evolved into a rant against the mainstream, and maybe that's what Cursed is to me. A movie behind it's time that's better than the ones surrounding it. A flop in the eyes of people who look with them half closed, a declaration to the people who are free to see.
I would recommend this film to the same people I would recommend The Informers and Cosmopolis to. The people who reject the system. The cool ones. You know. I'd give it a 6.
Cursed currently holds a 16% critic rating and a 37% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Cursed trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhLyx8GojoI
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0257516/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1142569-cursed/
Black Snake Moan (2006)
Starring Samuel L. Jackson, Christina Ricci, and Justin Timberlake.
Black Snake Moan is about a religious farmer (Jackson), whose wife is leaving him for his brother, that finds a nymphomaniac (Ricci) beaten on the side of the road, and chains her up in his house to help cure her.
One of the films very first scenes is of Justin Timberlake, who plays the boyfriend, Ronnie, fucking Christina Ricci, Rae, so I had already decided it would be good. They play a couple, Ronnie goes off to the war for a week, and Rae can't control herself. Lazarus (Jackson) finds her on the side of the road after her Ronnie's friend tried unsuccessfully to take advantage of her. Laz helps stop her sexual urges by caring for her and acting like a father. Rae confronts her own mother in a grocery store about sexual abuse she endured as a child at the hands of her mothers boyfriend, with her mom in the next room. Ronnie comes back, finds Rae at Lazarus' house, threatens to kill him, and then is told why she's there. Rae and Ronnie get married and the final scene is of them both having breakdowns on the side of the freeway, and Rae helping them both to stop, singing 'This Little Light of Mine.'
Black Snake Moan wasn't my favorite movie of all time but it was nice. I would rate it a 5 and I would recommend it to my mother.
Black Snake Moan currently holds a 66% critic rating and a 68% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Black Snake Moan trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Z7Cf9IDGw
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462200/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/black_snake_moan/
Friday, October 4, 2013
All's Faire in Love (2009)
Starring Owen Benjamin, Christina Ricci, Matthew Lillard, and Louise Griffiths.
All's Faire in Love is about a college football player who, in order to pass a class and stay first string, has to work at a renaissance fair for 3 weeks.
The film opens with Kate (Ricci) in an office for an interview, where she strips out of business clothes and puts on a casual dress and walks out, proclaiming that she is an actress and cannot work a stuffy job. Will (Benjamin) is on the field with his teammates, and they tell him that if he doesn't pass a class, he won't be looked at by the NFL. So Will goes to his teacher, after never having attended the class, and the teacher tells him he'll pass him if he works at a renaissance fair for 3 weeks over the summer. Will arrives and is told he's to become the "fetch boy" and if he wants to pass, he must do everything the queen says, and he must play along, or be fired and fail. He meets Crocket (Lillard), who will be showing him around. He also meets the jester, Roy, and his unicorn hand puppet, Horny (Dave Sheridan), Kate, who is the "fetch girl," and her friend, Jo (Griffiths), who had a past relationship with Crocket. They are all peasants because they've lost the Grand Finale 5 years in a row. There's a villain troupe led by Rank (Chris Wylde), a noble, who do a whole bunch of weird evil things. As the film continues, Will tries to win Kate over as Crocket tries to reverse a curse put on him by a witch involving his, as he tells it, "wenis." The climax of the film revolves around Rank telling Kate that Will was with another noble, the 'princess', somewhat romantically, however, it turns out it was the Roy and Horny. So Kate gets angry, agrees to do the Grand Finale with the nobles, and won't listen to Will until he gets on stage and sings a song for her while playing the piano. There's a fight scene during a rendition of the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet involving swords and rope swinging where Rank and his goons are defeated. The queen, and Will's professor, approach and tell the peasants that they have won and will be next years nobles and vice versa, after which Crocket proposes to Jo and they have a renaissance wedding. The end.
All's Faire in Love is obviously a romantic comedy. It's actually pretty cute, all things considered. Benjamin's acting is an abomination, it's like he's trying very hard, and failing even harder, at being Adam Sandler. The fact that Ricci almost convincingly played his love interest shows her own acting ability, even though that, too, was hard to watch. The part of the film where Kate is told of Will's 'infidelity' and she refuses to hear him explain things was far fetched and annoying. What actual human being won't listen to the reasoning of another human they've known for only a few weeks, after being told something about them by another human that they all know is supposed to be evil? Especially since it was a renaissance fair? Meaning, it's happening in modern times and they all know it's all pretend? It was unbelievable, even for a movie like this. Also, did Crocket and Jo really get married, or was that a fair thing? Because they really left that part largely unanswered. The plot holes were noticeable; they held a dog hostage with a crossbow to get Kate to play Juliet. Can I say again, it was all fake? Just weird.
My love for Christina Ricci and Matthew Lillard saved this film from completely dying, I would recommend it to people who enjoy romantic comedies with crude humor. Teenage boys, drunk people, older than teenage but not yet middle aged boys, etc. 4/10.
All's Faire in Love currently holds a 7% critic rating and a 40% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
All's Faire in Love trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkWY6Qdm058
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034090/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alls_faire_in_love/
Thursday, October 3, 2013
Bel Ami (2012)
Bel Ami is about a French soldier (Pattinson) who climbs the French social order by sleeping with the most powerful women. He manipulates people with charm and seduction until his ultimate social demise.
The film begins with Pattinson's character, Georges Duroy, at what I can assume is a brothel, where he runs into a fellow soldier and old friend. The friend invites him to dinner with his very powerful social circle. Pattinson's character then sleeps with a prostitute. At dinner, he meets the women and they inform him that the men are not the ones holding power, but the women. He begins having secret sex with Clotilde de Marelle (Ricci) in a "love nest" that she has purchased. He attempts a career as a journalist, only to be told he writes like an 'errand boy' by his soldier friend, and then fired. Soon after, his friend dies, and Duroy marries his wife, Madeleine Forestier (Thurman). She begins writing stories for him, which he successfully sells to the newspaper. He discovered that his new wife is sleeping with a Count, so he begins to meet with the third and final powerful woman, Virginie Rousset (Thomas). His wife admits to knowing what he wants, power, above all else. He is left out of plans, he begins to lose any power he had acquired. He attends a party, where is wife arrived with someone else, and partygoers stare at him with contempt. He gets the police to infiltrate the apartment where his wife is sleeping with another man, and she is charged with adultery. Duroy then marries the young daughter of Virginie in a ceremony filled with the people he had manipulated, including the 3 women. As he and his new bride walk back down the aisle, the camera shows the crowd standing and they pass the women. Virginie in the front, being forced to stand, dressed for a funeral. Madeleine, not standing, in the middle, wearing a beige and red silk dress, making a challenging face, as if she knows a secret. And Clotilde appears at the very end, standing, and smiling at first sadly, and then like she, too, knows a secret. Duroy walks triumphantly out of the church.
Bel Ami was confusing, to say the least. I could tell it was about a heartless, talentless man who would do anything for power. He seduces women to get where he wants, almost with no feeling at all. The only times in the film he appeared to be anything remotely caring, was when he was with Ricci's character, Clotilde. Ricci played Clotilde as innocently as possible, for a married woman with a child. Perhaps we could even say she was trusting. She was the kindest. Thurman played a likewise manipulative character, one whom Duroy used the most for power. His feminine equal, so to say, rivaled him in ways I cannot begin to name. Thurman played Madeleine coldly. Even when she was supposed to be emoting, it felt mechanical. Not forced, just unbelievable. Virginie, played by Thomas, was the oldest of the 3 women, and perhaps the most powerful of them all. Her husband was the editor, it seemed, of the newspaper. It was his daughter he smartly agreed to let Duroy marry, to obviously avoid scandal. I thought Thomas was wonderful. She played the fool. Her character so easily believed that Duroy wanted her, and then was hysterical to find out what he really was. It was magnificent, especially the scene where she walks in the room to tell her daughter she cannot marry him. As for Pattinson's portrayal of Duroy, it wasn't believable. I've seen films where he plays a heartless man, as well as films where he plays a kind one. His face was stiff, too guarded. For a man that so easily manipulated powerful people, he did not appear convincing. He seemed hostile when winning these people over, as opposed to open and friendly, which is what people usually cling to. Pattinson missed the part where, yes, he was heartless, but he kept that part mostly hidden. To hide true intentions, you must cover them up with others.
I would recommend this film to my mother, and perhaps my sister. It's a period piece, but one that doesn't too well enough to capture the fee of the period it is set in. 3/10.
Bel Ami currently holds a 28% critic rating and a 30% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Bel Ami trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlFlZVLG46c
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1440732/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bel_ami_2011/
Cosmopolis (2012)
Starring Robert Pattinson.
Cosmopolis is about a 28 year old billionaire businessman named Eric Packer (Pattinson) who wants to get a haircut across town on the same day the President is there, and a famous rappers funeral is being held. On the drive over, Packer meets up with multiple people who are important to his company and his personal life. Each person delivers insight on business, capitalism, revolution, and life. As he gets closer to his destination, his business, his fortune, and his life all dwindle, until he ultimately meets what should be his personal demise.
Cosmopolis is an existential film. Every scene shot, every line delivered, every gesture has a meaning. It's philosophical. The script is almost spoken in riddles. It's an elaborate poem. It speaks to the people, and what it says, it screams. Packer's character represents the 1%. He's impulsive. Overly demanding. He wants that haircut across town and absolutely nothing will stand in his way, not the fact that the roads are blocked, or there are violent protests. Not even threats on his own life. He meets up with his new 'old money' wife, who speaks matter-of-factly with a very breathy voice (and appears to represent original power and reason. She admits she likes hiding in the shadows) and attempts to get her to have sex with him. Upon her refusal, he then sleeps with other women. When she calls him out on it, he never denies what he has done, only tries to twist things around. He tries to confuse. He meets with multiple advisors and employees who discuss with and inform him of what's to come when capitalism becomes too much for the 99%. They speak of uprisings. Revolutions. To quote the film, "Destroy the past. Make the future." By the end of the film, the littlest little guy has him at gunpoint, telling him of all the things he has done to get him where he is. His wife is leaving him, he has no money, his empire has fallen. He is finished.
There's a sequence on a screen outside, shown through the limousine's window at one point, that states this message: "A scepter is haunting the world. The scepter is capitalism." This film is so beautifully scripted, so wondrously acted, it's hard to write any sort of opinion on it. It's a deep film, though it is obviously for the consumers, most of them would not understand a word of it. That's what capitalism, government, poor education, and dead end jobs have given us. Human beings that cannot compute eloquently worded messages, so obviously urging us to change things. Urging them to change things. People buy into that. They believe it with an odd sense of patriotism. They are so quick to believe our government has their best interests at heart, instead of how much cash they can rake in by the end of the day. And that is what this film is about. The 1% being told of their destruction as they are destroyed. I wish I could quote this film for the rest of my life. I'd like to paint its script on every surface, shout it from the mountain tops. Pay the fuck attention, America. Watch this. Educate yourself. Don't fall with them. Rise above them.
I would recommend this film to everybody I have ever met, alive, dead, or otherwise. 10/10 because it is so important. This film is important. The book it is based on is important. It's based on a book! Read the book! Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo.
Cosmopolis currently holds a 64% critic rating and a 33% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes. (Further proof that people eat what they are fed, while blindfolded and tied to a chair.)
Cosmopolis trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3ZmIwteUAY
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1480656/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cosmopolis/
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Lucas (1986)
Starring Corey Haim, Kerri Green, Charlie Sheen, and Winona Ryder.
Lucas is about a very smart 14 year old nerd, Lucas (Haim), who meets a beautiful new girl in town (Green). She joins the cheerleading squad, and falls in love with the friendly jock (Sheen), and Lucas is jealous. Ryder plays the female best friend, who is in love with Lucas, that appears at the right moments to give all of the good advice. Lucas attempts to impress the new girl by joining the football team, and he gets seriously hurt in a game. He never wins over the girl, but he gets over the fact that beautiful girls date beautiful boys, and he is not one of them, and their friendship continues as so.
The film makes a point of showing how alienated and pathetic Lucas is. I mean, his life just completely sucks. He's supposedly highly intelligent, shrimpy, interested in bugs, he lives in a trailer park with his alcoholic father, and he's annoying. If you ignore his character completely, you can believe it's just a simple love story between the new girl and the popular jock, but no. You can't. Lucas is the title character. The one nice thing I would say about the film is that it isn't a fairytale. It never pretends that a dorky little boy could end up with a pretty older girl. I could imagine this story playing out in real life, actually. Compared to the "follow your misguided dreams" films of today, this film is a breath of fresh air. And it's 27 years old! The ending, where Lucas walks up to his locker surrounded by his bullies and opens it to find a varsity letterman's jacket with his name on, after which his bullies begin a slow clap, is the most believable happy ending I've seen, perhaps ever. Overabundance of hallway applause and all.
I would recommend Lucas to anyone. It was actually a delightful film. I'd rate it a 6.
Lucas currently holds a 69% critic rating and a 66% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Lucas trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlpZwtkc0H8
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091445/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/lucas/
Great Balls of Fire! (1989)
Starring Dennis Quaid, Winona Ryder, Alec Baldwin, and John Doe.
Great Balls of Fire! is a biopic about the singer Jerry Lee Lewis, played by Quaid, who performed popular rock n roll songs, one of them sharing the title with the film. The film follows his life as an entertainer, as well as his personal struggles. Lewis married his 13 year old cousin, Myra (Ryder). A British reporter found out, exposed him, his career went down the drain immediately, and he plunged into alcoholism and abuse toward his young wife. His career never completely recovered.
I've never been much interested in Jerry Lee Lewis or his music, but after watching this film, I can say I am creeped out to the extreme by him. My confusion as to the legality of his marriage to his cousin is ever present. The fact that the movie says he even coerced her into it and Ryder's performance of a little girl nervously and uncomfortably marrying her "idol" cousin made me feel a little sick. The depiction of black people in the 50's as people that listen to "devil" music, grind on each other, and dance seductively on tables is absurdly racist. I'm not sure if there's a satire to be found here, perhaps the director is showing what white people thought or maybe he's showing what he believes to be true. Since the line is unclear, it's a bit uncomfortable to view. There's a lot of talk of Jesus, and again, it's unclear the motives behind it.
Alec Baldwin plays a younger pastor who preaches against rock n roll music, and his role is the best in the film. He plays the role with a Southern accent and such fervor that you cannot deny his authenticity. Dennis Quaid, on the other hand, is playing a 22 year old boy, whilst appearing 35, as arrogantly as humanly possible. I cannot help myself from feeling dirty and ridiculous every time he appears. I'm not sure if every person back in the 50's was that over the top casual or if it's a movie thing, but holy shit, it's invasive. I can understand the need for a big name to play Lewis, but could they not find someone younger or less mannequin looking? I don't even dislike Dennis Quaid, but I just don't feel he was right for this role.
I would recommend Great Balls of Fire! to fans of Jerry Lee Lewis, people who dislike Jerry Lee Lewis, and anyone with a great deal of nostalgia for the 1950's. I perhaps would give the film 4/10. This movie hurt me physically.
Great Balls of Fire! currently holds a 63% critic rating and a 52% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Great Balls of Fire! trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9aobri6wyg
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097457/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/great_balls_of_fire/
Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (1990)
Starring Winona Ryder, Jeff Daniels, Thomas Wilson Brown, and Laila Robins.
Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael is about an adopted 15 year old high school outcast, Dinky (Ryder), who is convinced that a small star, Roxy Carmichael, who is coming back to town for a dedication ceremony in her honor, is her biological mother. Daniels plays Roxy's ex-boyfriend and father of the baby Roxy had prior to leaving town. Brown plays Ryder's love interest, a popular boy, and Robins plays a guidance counselor who befriends Dinky. Flashbacks through the film depict Roxy at her home, and preparing for her trip. Right before she is about to walk out the door with her suitcase, she stops, opens the suitcase, and the scene cuts. By the end of the film, you learn that not only is Roxy not showing up, but she is also not Dinky's real mother, since Daniels' character says that baby is dead and buried.
The film manages to show Roxy's character without ever showing what she looks like. Her face is absolutely never shown, not even in photographs, at least, not to the viewers. At this point, I'm not sure if that added to, or took away from, the plot. Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael is a typical teen movie, especially one from the 80's.
Highly recommended to any and all teenage girls, this film wasn't the best, but I liked it well enough. 5/10.
Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael currently holds a 44% critic rating and a 42% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-uRSRale-w
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100911/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/welcome_home_roxy_carmichael/
Boys (1996)
Starring Winona Ryder, Lukas Haas, Wylie Wiggins, Skeet Ulrich, and John C. Reilly.
Boys centers on a high school boy, John Baker Jr. (Haas), attending boarding school who finds a 25 year old girl, Patty Vare (Ryder), unconscious in a field. He takes her back to his dorm and hides her. Flashbacks throughout reveal that she's hiding from the cops because she's under investigation for a stolen car. She and a famous baseball player, Bud Valentine (Ulrich), stole the car, and crashed into a river, killing Valentine. John and Patty fall in love, which is weird, and after Patty turns herself in, they escape and run off together.
The movie was somewhat interesting. It was creepy, as for the whole "high schooler dating a 25 year old" part. According to a plot summary, the boy was 'nursing her back to health,' but she had only been there a day. It wasn't particularly interesting or fresh feeling. It actually felt tired. An attempt at 80's teen romance in the mid-90's, the plot holes were abundant. I'm not sure it even made much sense, seeing as how I can barely come up with any real critique or opinion besides "hey, it kind of sucked."
Recommendations given to Ryder fans, 90's nerds, or dorky 9th grade girls at a sleepover. I'd rate it a 3.
Boys currently holds a 15% critic rating and a 27% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Boys trailer: none available
Celebrity (1998)
Starring Kenneth Branagh, Judy Davis, Charlize Theron, Winona Ryder, and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Celebrity centers around a couple in a divorce because the man, Branagh, cheated with the woman's, Davis, best friend. The man is a failed novelist who turns into a reporter and screenplay writer for the stars and is nervous and awkward and honestly, quite rude. He keeps "meeting someone else." He fails with reporting and the screenplay as well, by ruining business and personal opportunities with his quest for fame. The woman tries to get over the divorce multiple ways, (therapy, retreat, plastic surgery appointment), until she is offered a job as a celebrity interviewer on her own tv show.
The man just wants to be famous and the woman just wants to be happy. The man the entire time is an asshole, and he's so nervous around people that he stammers. It would be endearing except for the part where he's rude. He rushes through small talk to hit on or sleep with women, he appears to step on people to boost himself, and he lacks the ability to talk with people normally. The woman, however sad, seems to know how to do all of the things her ex-husband can't figure out. Though she began as a frazzled girl, she pulls her emotions and herself together and comes out successful.
Celebrity is a film that manages to poke some fun at itself and its director, while still being uncomfortable. Shot in black and white, it lagged a bit. 50 minutes in, I felt as if I'd been watching for 2 hours already. Leonardo DiCaprio's appearance as a successful young actor was a highlight for me, another highlight being Davis' giving a terrifying blow job to a banana. I would recommend this one to my mother, as well. She enjoys lame films. 3/10.
Celebrity currently holds a 41% critic rating and a 40% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Celebrity trailer: http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3186531865/
Mr. Deeds (2002)
Loosely based on Mr. Deeds Goes to Town, Mr. Deeds is about a regular, friendly guy (Sandler) from a small town who inherits $40 billion after his great uncle, whom he never knew, dies from freezing to death climbing a mountain. His great uncle owned a giant business based in New York City that ran multiple tv and radio stations. Deeds goes to New York with some corrupt employees and becomes romantically involved with a producer from a news station that shares every detail she can about him, and subsequently makes him look bad. He learns what she really is just as she decides to tell him the truth, they fall out, he goes home, she follows him, he goes back to New York to save the company from the corrupt businessmen, and then learns that the real heir to the fortune was his great uncles illegitimate son, the butler.
Mr. Deeds is a very typical Sandler film. Some time of romantic comedy that's more male humor than it is romance, but somehow works. You could probably guess the premise of the film before watching it. Mr. Deeds is a cute film, you smile at the end and there's some weird-o twist. I would definitely recommend this to some teenage couples. 5/10.
Mr. Deeds currently holds a 22% critic rating and a 65% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Mr. Deeds trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLNtwxIbQQM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0280590/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/mr_deeds/
S1m0ne (2002)
Starring Al Pacino, Rachel Roberts, Catherine Keener, Winona Ryder, Jason Schwartzman, and Evan Rachel Wood.
S1m0ne (or Simone) is about a Hollywood director (Pacino) whose star actress (Ryder) walks out on him, so he creates the perfect actress, Simone (Roberts), on a computer, and the whole world falls in love with her. Keener portrays the ex-wife, and Wood plays their daughter. Schwartzman, a journalist intent on reporting about Simone.
The entire plot consists of the antics Pacino's character performs to keep people from finding out Simone isn't real, while making her seem as real as possible. Pacino's character wants to get back with his ex-wife, who is a movie studio executive. Simone is a computer generated person, at times she's pixelated for live performances and appearances. Pacino's character gets angry with her, tries to ruin her image, then eventually deletes her. They hold a funeral for her, and the police come in and discover there is no body in the casket. They hold an investigation, people are convinced he murdered her because of a deep "hatred" for her. The ex-wife and daughter save him and at the end of the film, Simone and the director are seen with their computer generated child.
S1m0ne was a cute movie. It's not one I would ever want to watch again, though. It was a tad boring, and reminded me of the Disney Channel movie Pixel Perfect. Recommendations would be given to 40+ year old women who love Al Pacino. It wasn't Oscar worthy, and nobody's performance was outstanding or eye catching. I didn't love it, but I didn't hate it and nothing negative immediately comes to mind. It was just another movie. I'd give it a 4.
S1m0ne currently holds a 51% critic rating and a 34% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
S1m0ne trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9XZfPKl2_M
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0258153/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/simone_2002/
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
The Last Word (2008)
Starring Winona Ryder, Ray Romano, and Wes Bentley.
The Last Word's plot is about a 'poet' (Bentley) who writes suicide notes for suicidal people, currently for Romano's character, and subsequently goes to a clients funeral, and meets the sister (Ryder). He lies about who he is, she falls for him, she finds out he's lying, you can tell where this is going.
The poet is supposed to be introverted, but he ends up seeming awkward and abrasive. The woman is described as free spirited, but comes off as pushy and a little bit insane. The storyline involving Romano's character is thrown in and almost makes no sense. The dialogue is choppy, the acting is unnatural, the pace is too slow. The Last Word is a romantic comedy that tries to break free of the expectations but ends up falling short. What's worse is that Bentley's facial expression throughout the entire duration of the film is a strange combination of confused and concerned, and it makes him look decidedly angry.
I barely got through the film, it bored me to tears. I realized halfway through that I was only watching it for Winona, and her performance was embarrassingly bad. I would recommend this film to my mother, because she enjoys boring 'romance' films. Rated 2/10, because it wasn't as bad as it could have been.
The Last Word currently holds a 40% critic rating and a 45% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
The Last Word trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7SJyrKX64I
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0876233/
www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1210249-last_word/
The Informers (2009)
Starring Billy Bob Thornton, Winona Ryder, Amber Heard, and Mickey Rourke.
It's about 3 or 4 different groups of people living in Los Angeles in the early 80's, somehow their groups all intertwine. There's a cheating movie producer (Thornton) and his wife, his ex-mistress (Ryder), his sons group of friends, the doorman at the apartment complex his sons girlfriend (Heard) lives in, that guys uncle (Rourke), and a doped up rock singer.
The producers wife is sleeping with the sons best friend, who also engages in group sex with the son and his girlfriend. That same best friend is also sleeping with the rock singers ex-wife. The doorman only knows them through conversation, his uncle is a convict who kidnaps a kid, has weird preppy gangsters try to come get the kid, then tells the nephew to cut the kids throat, to which the nephew cuts his own hand open and helps the kid escape. One of the sons friends goes to Hawaii with his douche bag father who tries to pick up girls, much to the sons dismay.
The movie starts with one of the sons pals being hit by a car and dying, followed by the funeral, then the above sequence happens, after which the rock star does drugs, fucks underage groupies, and chokes one, then punches her in the face. The film ends with the sons girlfriend apparently dying on the beath with 'lesions' all over her body. A quick plot summary google trip reveals that the girlfriend had AIDS.
The Informers garnered mostly negative reviews from every person who saw it, including, it seems, the author of the stories the movie is based on. The movie was compared to 'American Psycho' based on the nudity and blood. I, however, did not see any similarities at all. The Informers was not a sarcastic film. I saw no satire in it. Perhaps only exaggerations of the lavish (or frightening) lives of Hollywood stars and hopefuls in 1983. The movie was interesting, to say the least. It wasn't slow or wholly confusing, it just didn't seem to have any central plot. That is to say, it was a mess. A naked, drug infused mess.
Overall, I would give the movie a 7 or 8, based on my appreciation for weird, if not pointless, films. It is artistically, and beautifully, shot. I wouldn't recommend The Informers to the mainstream or trendy. If someone thinks so far outside the box that the box has disappeared entirely, then this movie is for them.
The Informers currently holds a 13% critic rating and a 22% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
The Informers trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11lHeI6fq_0
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0865554/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10008991-informers/
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